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can a person catch a cold from a cat?
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I have a cat story too. I just had a hand in runseicg 5 cats from a deserted lot. This experience led me to understand that it's not that cat type people are really crazy, it's that cats make em look really really crazy especially as they sit on the hard cold pavements outside suburban supermarkets holding pale blue strings attached to hidden box traps that no normal person can see but that the cats sure can, and so never enter on cue like a cat type person might want them to, resulting in the view that the cat type person is just plain crackers as they sit on the asphalt, begging please baby please, just get in the box . Sometimes cats can even have cat type people worrying about their fecundity as they shout at them to stop what they are doing immediately, there will be none of that here, get off him, wait that is a him you are on top of, what, are you gay ? well that's alright then, far be it from me to stop harmless fun as long as it does not result in a thriving cat colony , even as children are snatched up by their parents in dread of the crazy person, at it again, talking suggestively at a fence and certainly at no living thing they can see.Well these are only two instances over a long and tragic six week period. All the little bastards were exceedingly bright but were eventually caught. They have all adapted to indoor life gloriously and have forgotten their ordeal. While my reputation in the local area has never recovered, you get the idea, how it is that cat type people are not really crazy, cats just make em look totally psychotic and just plain kinky in a loitering kind of way.Fantastic creatures aren't they?
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